It's time to declare a winner in the cheek battle. No one can look at this photo (grainy and out of focus though it is) and deny that Iain's cheeks have finally spun out of control. He can hardly open his mouth from the weight of the cheek-fat. Note how his chin is starting to disappear into it.
They're irresistible, too. I can't stop kissing them. Charles rubs his beard against them. People want to reach out and touch them. Even Superman would find himself forced to yield to the awesome power of the cheeks.